robert waddington
My Recommendations
Rec'd this on Nov 29, 2008
“the night was chilly as dave slipped out of his mock turtle neck and replaced it with a bullet-proof vest his grandma bought him. within seconds, that decision payed off as a random lawn dart was deflected by said vest.
the lawn dart was thrown by the always evil "president" of his condo association”
Rec'd this on Nov 29, 2008
“steve thought he suffered from aspergers, but in reality he destroyed his social skills by wasting huge amounts of time playing video games and eating junk food.
Steve threw out his computer and told his family he was leaving home and going to start his own religion. a religion loosely based on the urban myths of the creepy elf dude from the lucky charms ceral boxes.
Steve never made it.”
Rec'd this on Nov 29, 2008
“jeff was always lazy, and his friends never thought he would amount to anything. That is until he read a self help book by that dude with the huge head and big teeth. soon jeff was entering caged death matches at the local fight club and picking up a lot of buzz from the chicks.
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Rec'd this on Nov 29, 2008
“tribal drums beat in unison as biff is lowered onto the flatbed truck, his full body cast preventing him from any other mode of transport. The distant warble of the bass rythym reminds biff of the lunch lady that used to terrorize him at high school..sleep, gentl biff, soon all pain will be gone.”
Rec'd this on Nov 23, 2008
“Expect a full album from the FESC soon, here is a little taste. Mid-tempo relaxed tune with some nice guitar melody.”
