missmelissamel

I like to be a pain on the ass. I like the sound <P> of people walking on the snow, rocky gravel,and <P> mud,i like the smell of the laundry room and <P> gasoline. Im neurotic.im the girl next door type <P> so ive been told.i usually want and love what i <P> cant have. i laugh alot. i dance randomly, and my <P> dance routines are amazing.i sing about whatever <P> randomly about whatever im doing at the moment. i <P> love animals dogs,cats,penguins,and turtles in <P> particular.umm the rest ill tell later. I love <P> comedy.i usually deal with everything in my life <P> in a comedic way... thats the way to my heart. <P> some clever,sarcastic, and down to earth comedy <P> and i enjoy racist jokes here and there as <P> well...but they have to be damn good. ---->if you <P> know and love dave chappelle and Prince and all of <P> his quirks and antics...this is for you.