The Makeout Party

Emerging from the deep basements of Brooklyn, The Makeout Party, a Hip Hop collective, has been invading dive-bars, street fairs, bodegas, and fashion shows all over this bitch we call New York City. After hearing this quartet of rebel rousers, you'll be left with a hefty hangover, pants around your ankles, and wondering "wtf happened!?"<br><br> "Well then," you say, "what does The Makeout Party sound like?" Imagine, if you will, Lil' Jon seducing the cast of 'Saved by the Bell' into a shameless, drunken orgy with Whitney Houston. The sound this unholy union would produce is in fact the sound of the Makeout Party: sick beats, ill rhymes, hi-jinx drama, and shit-loads of attitude.<br><br> Mixed together like the ingredients of a sweet Long Island Iced Tea, members Fatty, Tiger Beat, No!z Machine, and the Mish Mash all have unique histories and talents which form the cultural institution known as the The Makeout Party. Here's a run down:<br><br> Fatty [microphone] unwittingly lost 300 lbs by eating exclusively at Subway (thanks a lot, Jared!).<br><br> Tiger Beat [microphone] was birthed in the basement of a Prada store and now writes the gossip column Mo Drama Faux Yo Mama.<br><br> No!z Machine [microphone/keys/beats] got her modest start playing piano at a bar for peanuts and sexual favors.<br><br> Mish the Mish Mash [microphone/cd] started out as a TV commercial child actor. He has since moved on to print modeling.<br><br> This spirited bunch is unstoppable. Their songs "Sausage Fest," "Get Classy," and ''Easy,'' are quickly taking them from myspace, straight into your face, and right into outer space. The infectiously incestuous combination of quirky lyrics flying high on top of booming Miami Bass beats is just what NYC needs to be cool and start dancing again.<br><br> So watch out, because the next time you're getting ready to hit on a girl that you are not totally sure is a girl, The Makeout Party will be there, laughing at you, and buying you another drink. Get crazy. Get classy. Makeout!