Smelly-Yambags

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ I have 0ne eye, yes 0ne eye. You see, I lost it while wrAstling a homeless guy out in front of a McDonald's restaurant. He tried to steal my brand new pink bicycle my grandmother had gotten me for my birthday. I confronted him, next thing I know, we were wrAstling, he then overpowered me & scooped my left eye out with a plastic sp0rk. I had underestimated his strength, for he was quite thin & haggard looking, but now I suspect he was under the influence of drugs at the time which gave him quite tremendously uncanny strength. Now I hurt!!! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ I sit when I pee sometimes, I'm not sure why, perhaps to give my legs some rest, anyhow, its nice to switch things up once in a while I guess. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ I was home schooled pretty much all my life, my family belonged to a religious flock & we lived on a nice secluded ranch. I was taught a lot about the bible & Jesusshh & other neat stuff. It was cool, our leader Jeremiah had many wives, they were my age at the time too, but yeah, I wanted to stay & grow up to be just like him & have many wives too, but one day the mean police people came & arrested our leader for some unknown apparent reasons & so my parents relocated the family to the city.