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Move ya Body

RnB, Pop

$0.98

Five thousand bucks an hour? I got a better deal for ya. Here’s how you pay FIVE bucks, and get screwed for TWO hours. You go rent a movie starring Larry the Cable Guy. Lot of people are asking, “Why is Mrs. Spitzer standing by her man?” You never know. Maybe one day she wants to run for President. I’ll tell you, despite what you saw at that press conference; behind close doors, Governor Spitzer is in the dog house with Mrs. Spitzer. But I hear he’s trying to loosen her up, and out of habit -- he offered her a drink from the mini bar. Governor Spitzer resigned yesterday, but will not officially step down until Monday morning at 9 AM. But the Governor is convinced for another five thousand, he can get one more hour. On Monday Governor Spitzer will turn in his key to the Governor’s Mansion. But, don’t worry; he’ll keep the key to the mini bar. I’ll tell you who loves this Governor Spitzer news -- Senator Larry Craig. The Senator is going around, telling anybody who’ll listen, “Sure I was caught in the men’s room, but at least I didn’t pay by the hour.” Five thousand bucks an hour? I’m thinking, “I’d be at least 15 hundred in the hole before the Viagra kicks in.” They say Governor Spitzer always brought in his girl by Amtrak. Or as the Governor called it – the Ho Train. Poor Elliot Spitzer. Well, at least he has his good looks to fall back on. That’s it. Governor Spitzer is no more. He cleaned out his office faster than his hooker cleans out the mini bar. We Love You Ash! — DanVollmayer

Posted on Mar 14, 2008

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What We Want

Ashley Alexandra Dupre

RnB, Pop

$0.98

Only 98 cents? I thought it was five thousand bucks for the hour. What a steal. — DanVollmayer

Posted on Mar 12, 2008

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