Super Killer Fire

In a mysterious cave at the deepest and darkest point sat a man silent, cold, and lonely, he pondered the question of life and what it was worth. On this particular day the Neanderthal felt nostalgic and decided to make a life altering change, he was going to invent a super device that would pass the time and bring light to his empty existence. The project took several days, maybe even weeks to finish, as he put on the final touches to his killer new “axe” he plucked the strings to assure the proper specifications. Never before had he felt the warm feeling he was encountering, it was a sense of accomplishment and pride. Now it was his time to shine as he slung his contraption over a shoulder and made his way out of the deep dark cavern he called home. The outside world awaited and he wanted to make “noise” so that all mankind would listen. At the entrance to his settlement sat a figure not much different from the scruffy man walking out, he too wanted to pass the time, and designed an amazing piece of equipment that withstood his wild thrashing and produced a distinctive sound that only he knew how to make. The two men became friends and would play their inventions everyday until eventually another noise maker came along. His “instrument” was similar to that of the first mans, but had fewer strings and carried a deeper sound, it was a great addition to the racket the other two were making. However, something was missing but the men didn’t know what it was until a very unique Neanderthal came along that could make noise with his mouth. We aren’t talking about the noise that the other three made, that was just a lot of grunting and groaning, this particular individual could sing! The three dudes played a song for their new friend and with his first word they set their world ablaze, thus the name............ Super Killer Fire.