Kyzer Von Scheiße

As for the origins of The Kyzer, there are only rumors, stories, myths. He's been up in that castle tinkering with his guitars and amplifiers for years. People hear him in villages miles away, playing his frightening music, and wondering about this tortured soul. Some say he is the product of a torrid affair between one of Count Dracula's wayward wives and the Bloody Red Baron. But no one has the courage to approach him on one of the rare days he is seen in public.

He has given me permission to release this music, as he is a distant relative of mine but he only corresponds by post.

Please enjoy, if you dare.